What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.