What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.