What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.