What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated