Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.