Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.