What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!