Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips