Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos