Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.