How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos