How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos