Nacho chips
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools !
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
At the Allah hu snackbar.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
Australia.
Four-tified
It was the best dam show I ever saw
The restraining order
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Petrified wood.
Nittany Lions
Carry the Juan
It can't buy you money.
