What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.