How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.