How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin