Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.