Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune