What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery