What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!