Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Rastafriedrice
From the looks of it, your dad won
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
She bats her eyes.
Because the 'P' is silent
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
A campaign promise.
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A BAYYYYker
