Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.