What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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In the punch line

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They both have ornamental balls

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Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !