What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...