Sean Murray and PS4 users
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
His answer: "My mom."
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
Damn, I burnt one...
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Dank god
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Intergalactose
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
That I will open the door
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because he looked pretty seedy!
