What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.