What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!