What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!