What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.