What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.