What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.