American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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Because they always get stoned
Because they were set in stone.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Stoned.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
They both love stoning women.
Rock.
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They crucified the carpenter.
because it's stoned.
To get stoned
You skip the flat ones.
Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
Let's Rock and Roll.
Im Stoned :p
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
He was stoned
A witch.
We will We will Rock you!
They all get stoned constantly.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Baked Ham
A hybrid
Baked beans.
A hibearnation.
Baaaaasalt
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
Her Highness will tell you
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
They got stoned
A: They have hearts of stone.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Start shouting Jehovah.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
You skip them both.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
You get stoned.
The Philosophers Stoned
A Haiku.
It's a piece of cake.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
They all just get stoned instead.
Hiking
If you burn it you get stoned
Simple, you get stoned twice
Stone.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
One stone.
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
It wood rock.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
Alpaca 'nother bong
She makes people stoned.
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
The tusk fairy !
They're both Marine layers
They're robots in da skies.
On a bun-eymoon!
The burger-loo and the char char!
A: Because they can spell it.
It's ram a dam
He was too far out, man.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
She likes it.
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
