Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.