What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.