What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.