What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.