Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.