What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!