What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)