What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!