What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.