What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!