What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!