What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.