How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.