What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!