Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Patty O'Furnature

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!