Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco