Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.