How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!