What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.