What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.