What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!