What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon