What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free