What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody