What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe