What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.