What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.