What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !