How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.