How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food