What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.