What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.