What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.