What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.