What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.