Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.