A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
Google. Google docs.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Arrr son!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
When they get too old.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
A stand up driver.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.