What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.