What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.