What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

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Let's knot."

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new gloves for the cold days

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Tosses them off.

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He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.