Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.