What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?