Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.