Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.